… Why are any of us here? I'm just enjoying the ride.   Sell us something about yourself apart from liking indie music? Ask me back up North, a long time ago I embarked down the path of magic. It turns out I'm not very good, as I soon realised that you did not need to be to entertain drunk people in dark places. Now that moment has gone, I still have the elastic bands, and the flash backs of the cabaret performance that went wrong. At least I'd had the foresight to buy a fire extinguisher, but …